Summary: One-shot featuring Cheo from M.A.S.K. and a slight crossover. After meeting Emylia, a witch, he drinks too much of a love potion and his day turns into hell.
My name is Cheo. My day turned into hell after I met that witch, Emylia. She apologized for accidentally summoning me into her world and, to make it up to me, she prepared a love potion. The problem is, I drank too much of it. Back in my world, every girl I meet, no matter how old they are, wants to date me!
I hid at Stanley's house while I tried to find a solution. He didn't believe my story about witches and magic potions. However, when I called Kimberly and then Rhea on the phone and they confessed their love for me, Stanley had no choice but to believe me.
“At least,” he said jokingly, “it doesn't work on guys!”
“Very funny, buddy.”
“Although... if I look at you from a certain angle, you're really hot!”
“This is no time for jokes, Stanley.”
But he's not joking. Feeling uncomfortable, I go to another room in the house when I see faces pressed against the windows.
“Hey, Lorange!” said a blonde teenager. “He's here!”
Strangely enough, I know that her name is Alice Blondinka and that she's called an Alice Lorange.
“He's sooooo cute!” says Johari, a black teenager.
Shit! I go back to Stanley and he's almost naked.
“Get dressed, dude! I gotta go.”
“But why?” he asks. “Did I do something unpleasant?”
“No but there are crazy females at your windows.”
“It’s not their fault, it’s this love potion that’s affecting them… and me as well, I’m afraid.”
He was going to declare his love for me when I covered my ears and ran out the back door.
I spent the rest of the day avoiding everyone who crossed my path. Everyone falls in love with me! Then another witch emerged from a strange portal. A certain Alice.
“You're really... perfect for me... No! I mean... Hurry up and drink this. It's an antidote.”
I swallow the liquid that tastes like sour milk. Alice goes back through the portal and disappears. Then, just like that, everything returns to normal.
No one declares their love for me. Stanley calls me. He's back to normal.
“The women and girls have left my windows. Milan, I think...”
“Hey, only use my username online! That's our rule.”
“Sorry, Cheo. I think you should call Kimberly and Rhea.”
“Why?”
“They must feel bad for having declared their love to you.”
“So what? I don't give a damn! Everything is normal; that's all that matters.”
“You're really not a gentleman, aren't you, Cheo-rios?” [A bad Cheerios pun!]
Stanley laughs, I grumble softly and I hang up on him. We may be pals but this geek can be a real asshole sometimes.